Korea to Launch Online Bingo Sites Aimed at America Bingo Players

The federal government issued a stringent warning to North Korea today telling them to withdraw plans to open web-based bingo sites aimed directly at American bingo players. This uses information was received in Wa that the North Koreans are setting up sophisticated bingo software, 홀덤사이트 probably taken in Syria or Pakistan. If true, North Korea will become the seventh nation to develop such software, which is a direct infringement of the Online Bingo Not for Growth Treaty, signed last month in New york. At the moment only great britain, USA, China, The indian subcontinent, all The european countries and the Falkland Countries (for ocean going operations) are allowed to operate online bingo sites.

Spokesman for the US assistant of defense, Colonel Stopitnow, had this to say “The decision of North Korea to launch internet bingo sites aimed directly at Americans with much bigger winnings and huge sign up bonuses is something we can not accept. Bingo players, not only in the usa but across the world will be put in danger from possibly not receiving checks in the post because the postal system in North Korea are at best not for existent. We need to protect, look after and give our citizens something more to worry about for the health of our western way of life. inch News Cable No New News Today (NCNNNT) welcome the statement.

North Korea haven’t refused the claims that it is in ownership of online bingo developing software but refutes suggestions that online bingo sites will be targeted against America and contends such online bingo sites are for domestic purposes only. A spokesman for North Korea, General Hilownum, who desired not to be named, said. “This is another example of the US having a go at us. We do not have the delivery capabilities of long range online bingo sites because we only have 486 PC computers. The Americans know this full well because they only gave them to us last year when we agreed to stop selling anything we produce to any other country.

This explanation was handed credibility by the recent NOT leisure figures that list countries in order of possible leisure activities. North Korea was second to last in the list, Antarctica being towards the bottom.

Asked why the united states had not protested when China launched its first online bingo site a week ago, and where US bingo players now number in the twenties, Colonel Stopitnow answered. “China has a big military, big gas and oil supplies and Us residents with vast quantities of cheap plastic household goods. What has North Korea got to offer us, Nothing. inch